How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the New York Yankees
Posted by Josh Ellis in Sports, capitalism on October 22, 2009
I hate(d) the Yankees, beginning with their corners, Mark Teixeira and Alex Rodriguez, two self absorbed cancers, linked by a common agent, Scott Boras, and committed only to him and their bank accounts. My hatred doesn’t stop there. This is an organization that has won 26 World Series, put over 30 players into the Baseball Hall of Fame, and has millions of fans worldwide. Of course, there’s also my beloved Texas Rangers and their three first round playoff losses–their only playoff appearances–to the Yankees.
Over the past few seasons, I’ve enjoyed watching the Yankees’ post-season futility, but realize that the streak is probably about to end. The Yankees currently hold a 3-2 game lead in the American League Championship Series (ALCS) and need only one win to advance to the World Series. I thought about boycotting the World Series entirely if the Yankees advance, but then I had an epiphany. I hated the Yankees for the same reason so many people hate the Dallas Cowboys–success. The New York Yankees franchise is the best franchise in their business. Instead of hating the Yankees, I should be in love with the Yankees. Indeed, the Yankees are free market capitalism at its best.
At a time when capitalism faces daily attacks from the Federal government, the media, the entertainment industry and disillusioned Millennials across the nation, the Yankees stand as a monument to the beauty of capitalism. Compared to other leagues, Major League Baseball is very loosely regulated. No salary cap and a very weak revenue sharing policy, allow owners to spend as much money as they want to improve their product–their team. The system engenders a sense of personal responsibility among owners, rewarding the franchises willing to spend and the franchises with the best front offices and punishing those with frugal owners or those who make bad business decisions.
Throughout his career, George Steinbrenner has experienced success. He’s made a ton of money, a lot of sound investments and has spent that money wisely to add to the Yankee legacy. The Yankees spend almost $60 million more on payroll than any other team in the Majors. Alex Rodriguez’s salary alone is more than the entire payroll for the Pittsburgh Pirates. Every year, the Yankees go out, find the best talent and offer that talent more money than anyone else. Every year, the Yankees field one of the most competitive teams in the League. Their success generates more revenue, which the front office uses to improve their product/team. This is capitalism in its purest form.
Other teams complain about the unfair advantages caused by the discrepancies in capital between the Yankees and the rest of the league, just as other nations complain about the “unfair advantages” the American economy created during the 20th Century. Instead of complaining, these teams should learn from the Yankees, take their capital and create greatness. The system rewards hard work and creativity.
Why I Love Whole Foods!
Posted by Josh Ellis in capitalism, free markets, health care on September 1, 2009
Nestled somewhere in between the Butthole Surfers and “I’m A Ding Dong Daddy (From Dumas)”, Whole Foods ranks in my top 20 favorite things to come out of Texas. I love Whole Foods. Their meat, their produce, their wine and even the expertise of those who work there combine to form a truly awesome grocery store experience. They pride themselves on offering locally grown and raised, organic products, earning them a warm place in the hearts of “progressive” yuppies from sea to shining sea. Indeed, the mere mention of Whole Foods conjures up images of vegans and vagabonds, Dead heads and pot heads, the desperate housewives of the Park Cities and aimless waifs, milling around under one roof.
Personally, I love the eclectic mix of people as much as the food, but I realize that most of them would want to feed me hemlock if they knew my zeal for free-markets, my general antipathy for the “green movement,” and my unwavering love of Ronald Wilson Reagan. Imagine my surprise when I learned that Whole Foods co-founder and CEO, John Mackey, penned a piece for the Wall Street Journal recently, blasting the proposed health care legislation.
Mackey uses examples from the health care plan offered by Whole Foods to provide a template for reforming health care in our country, without attacking free markets or pissing on the Constitution. Needless to say, this column has created a stir among the Whole Foods community, with many of the more extreme Lefties organizing boycotts and protests of Whole Foods stores.
Personally, I always felt guilty shopping at Whole Foods. I felt someday I would be running for office, the question would come up, “are you know or have you ever been associated with the communist party,” and grainy surveillance cameras still images would surface showing me shopping at Whole Foods. After reading Mackey’s editorial, I feel safe coming out of the closet and shopping at Whole Foods in the open. I invite all of free-market friends to join me in supporting Mackey by shopping at Whole Foods more often.

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